just a thought

only 20 minutes till 10 o'clock. It's amazing how long a minute is. When someone says "give me two minutes" that could be 120 seconds or 240 miliseconds and if your doing mississippi seconds then thats two extra normal second to every mississippi second. So 120 mississippi second is really 360 seconds which is really six minutes. So as you can see 2 minutes can turn into 6 minutes. For example if your playing hide and seek with 60 mississippi seconds gives everyone 3 minutes to run to the nearest bush and duck. Now really you only need 30 normal seconds for that but 30 mississippi seconds is 90 real seconds which is only 10 mississippi seconds away from 2 minutes. See how that works????

300 views

This is the 300th time someone has viewed my blog- sweet. I am devoting today to doing nothing (I do this alot) that requires enrgy.... it feels like I'm sick because everyone else is sick and when your the only one not sick you eventually get sick because your taking care of people who are sick. Then those people take care of you when your sick and then they ger sick and so on and so on... and the cicrcle doesn't stop until some selfish person doesn't take care of the sick person so when the sick person gets better nobody is sick- like i said it feels like i'm sick.

ticrk or terat- i'm tyrnig taht eimal tinhg. Cna yuo raed tihs?

People just won't give you a basketball even when you say please

So church was good, we learned about the sabbath and about influencing people and not being influenced. It was fun. Then afterwards everyone has 15-30 minutes to hangout. So when I was in sixth grade we used to play basketball all the time then we (me and my friends) just stopped playing for some reason. I decided that tonight I would play basketball.

Do you know how hard it is???


There must have been 25 people around that hoop and there were only 3 balls. Our church hosts upwards.. they have 50+ balls and someone only took out three? Ok fine so we just grab a ball when someone looses it. These guys are tall and and very... aggressive. I think I almost got run over twice! So finally my friends Rachel gets bored of watching me fail and she goes up to a kid and asks for a ball. Here's how the conversation went:


"can i have a ball."
"no"
"i need it"
"no"
"Stephanie needs it"
"no"
"shes going to die"
"no"
"please"
"no"
etc.


It was very amusing. Then that same person decided to taunt me because that was amusing and then they lost the ball and I got it... hahahahahahaha.


After I finally got the ball I realised why we stopped playing- I stink. So I dropped it on the floor and watched people tackle each other for it.



Then Will was playing frisbee and i don't know why but every time he's playing frisbee and I'm around he'll smack me on the head. So in the general spirit of *self defense* We spent the rest of the time trying to get the frisbee and smack Will on the head with it. We didn't succeed but it was entertaining....

all in all it was a fun night.


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Oh here is another email I got that i thought was interesting.

I'm one of the 55. Are You?

Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

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ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS

Monk

The monk was sooooooo good!!!!! I was hoping they wouldn't leave it at a cliff hanger but they did, not a big one. I think the next season is the last one. This season was really good though. The episode was amazing.... I don't know why I felt like writing about the tv show but I was talking about it so. Yeah I know I'm going to have some messed up dream about it now.

Me and zoey

So last sunday my friend Akira came over and we were playing around with my dog (zoey) Then while we were watching her she dug her nose under a hat on the floor... It was really cute and we put the hat on her and took some pictures....








After awhile she wouldn't stay still so I put the hat on and took pictures... poor zoey



I don't why I posted that I just felt like I needed to put more pictures up.... i can't wait for monk!!!

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was a ugly evil squirrel, the ugly evil squirrel was both ugly and evil. Then four girls squirted the squirrel with squirrel-be-gone and the squirrel died.



THE END


Support the anti squirrels







I am soooooo bored....

Bleh

I feel like a slug. I have nothing to do today so I've been lying around watching TV. That wasn't very fun considering theres nothing to watch. At least theres a new monk on tonight... I'm looking forward to that.

Yesturday was fun. TKD went pretty well. We are still doing training for our forms. I like our forms but I don't like the brown belt bo staff form, well i like it but it's to much to remember. I think I might just do sparring even though I'll get beat up.

Then I went over to Miranda's house with lindsay and savannah. That was alot of fun. I missed seeing my friends. (for the completely long and devastating week I was sick.)

But thats pretty much whats been happening in my life for the past day.... great now I'm bored again.

I'm attempting to put a video up...

The last couple of times I've tried to put up a video it didn't work so I'm trying one last time before I find a place that will give me a code for my videoss.

Cross your fingers...

First up, me and miranda were bored so we made a video of us dancing to best of both worlds Miranda is supposed to be Miley and I'm hannah.

school for the gifted

Self explanatory.


It's been a long day-I'm sick so I googled some cartoons and i liked it- pretty much how I'm feeling today....

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (again)

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes and.... yes!

I finally got my internet back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am soooooooooooooooo happy.

This means that all those videos will be up soon. Anyways, I would put them up now except I'm about to leave to the "Amazing Race" (Grace? I've heard it both ways) So we think we are going to have a twister game thing... idk i've never been to one of these. It's a thing at our church and everyone goes and does something... sounds like fun, no?

Anyways I am so very very very very very very very very very very very happy. It's just a happy day.

^_^



To make someone happy I'm putting abunch of funny videos up.












Try to watch the next video without smiling, i couldn't do it can you?












Not happy yet???? That stinks.

Yet another website

I have my flamingo website up but i'm not sure i want to do it again. Miranda want to help me run my website since you live on the computer jk.

Idk why but whenever i'm on the computer at night I have the urge to make websites and blogs... fun. Well I'm too tired to type anything else. night people

No!!!!!

I don't have enough time to upload abunch of videos so I will do it when we get our wifi working again... probably sometime next week. Anyways, I think i'll put up the craisieness one and a day in tkd AND the one that me and miranda did. I'll put that up on my web show one because i am absoluteley certain no one goes on that. Anyways sorry it's taking me so long to get them up.

Valentines day went well. It just so happend that Nathan and Jason were testing for their red belts so after thar everyone went to moes and the movies. Alot of people saw jumper but i saw Alvin and the chipmunks. It was good! I want their soundtrack now. That was fun. I'm so glad I got to go (thank you Mr. and Mrs. Knox for taking me!!!!)

Yesturday was the most fun I've had in TKD in a long time. I actually practiced my form the whole way through the whole time and now i know it. It's my favorite form ever!!!! I like it better than green belt (that's saying something) I can't wait for the competition! It's 2 days before my birthday, thats going to be a fun weekend.

Usually we only have parties on even birthdays but this year my mom whats to get to know alot of my church friends moms so I get to have a big party. I'm really looking forward to getting my church and tkd friends to meet each other. I talk about tkd all the time so they really want to meet them.

Wow I've been at the library for an hour and I haven't even read anything. I should do this more often!!!! Now I'm going to go do something else since I have to leave soon.

Yes!!!!!!

I walked to the library ans now I am taking advantage of their wifi settings! That means I can finally put up all the pictures and videos. I'm going to start by putting up all the pictures from the hannah montana concert.

Me staring at the theature.

Savannah and zoey talking after the movie








Movie theater and mirandas head








Pretty picture in the lobby







Intresting picture in the lobby





Lindsey in the car







Lindsey in the car again







Madeline after the movie




miranda in the car




miranda in the lobby









Me in the car.









Savannah in the car
















Savannah in the lobby















Miranda and linsey talking in the lobby

Quick update and a funny thing

Ok so I don't have time to write about valentines day but I will write about it tomorrow. Anyways here is a funny thing my pastor sent me on facebook. It's hilarious!


1. Only in America ......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America ......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?



In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Korean Kitchen Knife: "Warning: Keep out of children"

i liked it.

funny email

Here's a email I got that I thought was pretty funny so here you go.

> QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME>
Can you cry under water?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



Thats all but I thought it was pretty funny.


Anyways, so I went to math and writing today. Lots of.... fun things happend today. We're writing a long book about a fictional character... ugh. I like to write things, I just don't like it when there's a deadline and it has to follow a set of rules and it has to be this long ect.

So me and my mom are going to the wednseday night dinner at my church. I'm looking forward to it I just don't know how many of my friends are going so...

Wow lots of ...'s today. Well that is all I can think of right now.

No internet

So our wifi is messed up and I haven't been able to get on the internet. I'm writing this from my familys computer... moving on

I saw the hannah montana concert movie thing with some friends from TKD, it was really fun. We went to the earlier showing with all the little kids so we were the only ones clapping and screaming and so on. I have some pics that are on my laptop so I'll put those up later.

I am almost finished editing my crasienes video. It shouldn't take this long but whenever I start I have to stop and do something else... i'll get it done miranda.

So I'm learning the blue belt form, I like it it's just hard to remember. I think I'll do that form in the competition but who knows... also I might have to do either weapons or sparring. I think I'll do weapons because I'm terrible at sparring. Anyways I should probably go do the weeks worth of math homework that I've been avoiding all week *jumps for joy*