funny email

Here's a email I got that I thought was pretty funny so here you go.

> QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME>
Can you cry under water?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



Thats all but I thought it was pretty funny.


Anyways, so I went to math and writing today. Lots of.... fun things happend today. We're writing a long book about a fictional character... ugh. I like to write things, I just don't like it when there's a deadline and it has to follow a set of rules and it has to be this long ect.

So me and my mom are going to the wednseday night dinner at my church. I'm looking forward to it I just don't know how many of my friends are going so...

Wow lots of ...'s today. Well that is all I can think of right now.